10. i make references to "dora the explorer" in daily conversations
9. i call my peasant skirt and tank top my fancy outfit
8. my purse is often mistaken for a diaper bag
7. i never leave the house without hand sanitizer, snacks, crayons, and stickers
6. i think steve from "blues clues" is kinda cute
5. i consider getting home past 9:00 staying out late
4. i no longer subscribe to glamour, cosmo, or marie claire. i now read parents, family fun, and good housekeeping
3. i have the number for poison control programmed on my cell phone
2. i can recite the entire "doodlebops" pledge
1. i am now the proud owner of.....
....a minivan! hUrRay!!!